Free · 30 minutes · No obligation

Talk to us before you commit to anything.

You don't have to apply to speak to us. Maybe an agency burned you before, or enough processors have said no that you've stopped trusting anyone who says yes. Book a call and ask us the hard questions first. We'd rather spend thirty minutes being checked out than sign a client who isn't sure about us.

If we're the wrong fit, we'll tell you on the call. Some categories we won't take on, and some problems don't need an agency at all. That answer costs you nothing. You won't get a proposal designed to talk you into something, and nothing is quoted until we both know what the job is.

Pick a time that suits you

Opens our calendar in a new tab. Times show in your own timezone, so there's nothing to convert.

What we cover in thirty minutes

There's no deck and no discovery questionnaire. It's a working conversation, and you should come away knowing your next step, whether you hire us or not.

What you sell

The specific products and how they're described. The wording on a product page decides more underwriting outcomes than the product itself does.

Where payments stand

Who you're processing with now, who's declined or dropped you, and whether the reason they gave is the real one.

What's already gone wrong

A frozen account, a held balance, a developer who won't hand over the domain. Bring the messy part. It usually decides the plan.

What we'd do about it

A straight answer on the route we'd take, roughly what it costs, and how long it takes. If that route isn't one of our packages, we'll say so.

What this call isn't

Most free calls in this industry are a qualification screen wearing a friendly name.

  • It's not a sales presentation. We don't have slides, and we won't put you on a second call to hear a pitch.
  • You aren't committing to work with us. Plenty of these calls end with a recommendation and no invoice, and that's a fine outcome.
  • It's not legal advice. We build stores and connect payments. Whether your products are lawful where you ship them is a question for a qualified attorney, and we'll tell you that instead of guessing.
  • There's no guarantee of approval. No one can promise you a processor, and anyone who does on a first call is telling you something useful about themselves.

Not ready to talk to a person yet?

Run your store through the underwriting check first. It reports what an acquirer would find on your public site, cites the policy behind every finding, and asks you for nothing but the address.

Run the free underwriting check